Top Ten Problems Every Foodie Has All The Darn Time.

I just want all of the cake and also to eat all of the cake and also to look like a super model! That's not to much to ask, right?!

  1. 1

    This struggle is the most real of the struggles. Seriously.

    I just want ALL OF THE THINGS.

  2. 2

    Honestly, we only eat lots of things when we're at a lose end. We're just very often at a lose end.

    When else is it appropriate to eat Doritos AND Donuts at the same time? I'm just being practical.

  3. 3

    We wish this was on a t-shirt. It would make dating so much easier.

    We're just being straight forward.

  4. 4

    Looking at you, Apple.

    Although being able to get a cheeseburger through your laptop screen might be a sign of end times.

  5. 5

    Who are these people? Where are they from? Are they okay?

    Seriously strange creatures, are you okay?

  6. 6

    Cake has never broken your heart. Pasta never forgot your birthday.

  7. 7

    Some of my deepest connections are with food. Some of my deepest thoughts are about lunch.

    If I answer a question with "spaghetti" then you know what's going on.

  8. 8

    Live your dreams. Dream big. Eat Pizza.

  9. 9

    Never be a quitter! If you're committed to Cheese burgers then stay the course.

    We can all be winners.

  10. 10

    Pizza. Pizza is the way, the truth, and the life. Without Pizza, we are nothing.

    Someone needs to invent Pizza yoga already.

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